The Name of the Doctor was my least favorite River episode, however, it also contains my favorite River/Doctor moment and kiss…
The Name of the Doctor was my least favorite River episode, however, it also contains my favorite River/Doctor moment and kiss…
Unless he has more adventures with pre-Library River, that is.
don’t you mean post-library?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
Mine just kinda got large and faded into green and away at the same time.
So….now officially two seasons later and we still don’t know who, how, or why someone blew up the TARDIS. Hell, hasn’t even been brought up since the end of Series 5. It’s official. Steven Moffat forgot about his own plot thread.
It was the Silence. you could hear a Silent speaking in the background saying the ‘Silence will fall’ bit how, no idea. why, i think that’s quite obvious
I still find the “ginger that is supposed to be getting married standing in the doorway of the TARDIS looking out into outer space” thing that Donna and Amy share absolutely hilarious
lol never even realized that
You’re not human if you didn’t cry when you watched The Name of the Doctor. Wait we’re Whovians..”you’re not human” isn’t an insult.
Rephrase: You’ve got the heart of Moffat if you didn’t cry when you watched TNotD.
made me laugh, but it’s so true
Some of these are mine, some are my sisters or my cousins, some are Doctor/Rose prompts I’ve changed to Doctor/River, some are other fandoms I rarely write for, some I’ve come across and figured I’d write some day, but never got around to it, so on, so on
DW River’s POV during Angels Take Manhattan
Hope Springs AU What if Ellie hadn’t known about Rays’ new woman and their son? What would have happened?
DW RPF It’s been quite a while for Alex, Matt is very well endowed and Alex wakes up the morning after with damage.
DW The Doctor watches as another Doctor fucks River, then takes over for round two
DW AU what if River had a twin sister?
XF AU What if Scully was an orphan? And in the wild west?
DW River has an erotic dream, the Doctor wakes her up thinking she’s having a nightmare, she kisses him
DW Sexy times w one Doctor below her, one Doctor behind her, both inside her.
DW AU River is poisoned she punches in the coordinates wrong and ends up in the 9th Doctors TARDIS, he fixes her up and finds out what she is
DW AU River gets into 10’s TARDIS by way of vortex manipulator, which no human or time lord really, could do. She collapses from blood loss. The Doctor fixes her up and finds what she is.
DW “Make me, Time Lord.”
DW AU Amy and Rory get to raise Melody
DW AU DW cast as werewolves and vampires
Sanctuary Tesla has his vampire minions kidnap Helen.
DW The Doctor and River are trapped in an old house filled w/ Silents and Weeping Angels.
DW AU Doctor/River as film noir
DW AU Your parents don’t approve of him, so you run away together.
DW AU DW as a period romance
XF AU Scully is a Sidhe, Goddess Dana?
DW Her mind is the scene of the crime.
DW RPF AU Alex Kingston is a stage actress; Matt Smith is a bookshop owner.
DW AU Set in the 19th century, this is the story of Mr. John Smith and Miss River Song, who meet and become fast friends. Society and its prejudices will test their bond, but will love prevail?
DW AU She escapes from prison shortly after being put there. 0011 is put on the case. The reason she was in prison in the first place was that she killed 0010 as well as a multitude of other reasons. stealing things mainly.
DW AU There are days when he really, really hates his job. Usually those are the ones that involve her and having to hurl himself out a window. The two are connected more often than what would be considered reasonable these days.
DW AU What if 10 was a crack private investigator and River was a devastating femme fatale?
DW AU Ten wakes up from a coma and finds himself in the care of Rory Williams.
DW Jack Harkness catches up with Eleven and meets River Song
XF AU What if Skinner hadn’t taken Mulder off life support and Mulder became a super soldier?
DW AU in which the Doctor, then River, starts seeing Rose and BAD WOLF everywhere.
DW AU the Doctors end up being mixed up and end up with their past or future companions.
DW AU One day, the Doctor sees a little girl, looking at his TARDIS. She tells him that her grandpa used to tell her many stories about a blue box and a man travelling with it. He doesn’t ask who her grandpa is. Her red hair gave it away. (She’s River!)
DW AU Doctor Who as a heist/caper adventure
DW AU River and the Doctor as Batman and Catwoman
DW AU Donna as Amy’s mom
Sanctuary When Adam shoots at Helen she doesn’t turn in time and gets shot by the energy weapon as Imogene watches in horror
DW AU The Doctor meets River living on the streets of London and wants to take her away from all of it.
DW The doctor finds himself in a difficult situation with no one to turn to…or is there?
DW AU horror film “The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.”
DW AU sociopathic!Doctor/River Just the thought of you draws my knuckles white
DW Doctor/River + her TARDIS blue underwear
DW 11/River- psychic notes
DW River/11 touch telepathy
DW River and Doctor playing chess, River fondles him w/ her foot.
DW He’d gotten nearer to her now, perhaps too near, where he could see the green of her eyes and smell her perfume. “I’m arresting you, River Song,” he said in a low voice. She smirks and raises her left eyebrow, “Are you now? How exiting!”
DW AU DW characters in Pirates of the Caribbean, Firefly/Serenity, Inception, CSI, Hunger Games, Alias, Avengers , Buffy , Xena , Zorro
DW AU DW characters in the wild west
DW River walking around the TARDIS wearing his shirt and nothing else PWP or fluff
DW AU During a war, River finds herself thrown into a survival situation with Dr. John Smith. She is injured and he fixes her up.
DW AU Rory is a Roman, Amy is his wife. They have a daughter, River. She is very beautiful, so when she comes of age she has many suitors. She loves stringing them along and flirting w them but does not intend to go any further. When her mother asks why, she says she hasn’t met the right one yet. Then one day a man visits them, he is good friends w her parents. She is introduced and she intrigues him. No one knows his name, but he goes by the Doctor
DW/The Host horror
DW AU “I remember feeling… feelings. I don’t remember much, but I remember that.”
Sanctuary After ‘Sanctuary for None’ Helen looks for signs that John survived. Mainly murders eerily similar to the Ripper killings.
DW AU “Never underestimate the advantage gained from experience and treachery.”
DW AU River and the Doctor as Merlin and the Lady of the Lake
DW AU version of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
DW AU “Your accent, it’s British, not Scottish.” “I grew up in London.” “Well, what are you doing here then?” “My mother was Scottish and I was curious.”
DW River and the Doctor have hot elevator sex
DW Under a shady tree, River and the Doctor discover they no longer need the masks they have perfected.
DW Two Rivers and a Melody
DW Doctor/River/Master: She was the one thing they could agree on
DW Pond Taxi Service: Free for Ponds only.
DW Haven’t you heard? I don’t have a heart. Everyone knows that. –River/Doctor
DW The Doctor and his companions are framed for a murder as part of a conspiracy
BSG LR is a Cylon; she is the thirteenth that no one knew about.
DW The Heavy Scent of Violence
DW The Queen of Time
DW The Prisoner of Time
DW Let’s sleep under the stars and fall in love again
DW Because he’s everything you’re not
DW Sex on the table
DW He is aggressive and forceful, but gentle at the same time
DW River/Doctor sex at a children’s playground.
DW River runs into a Classic companion
DW AU In which Amy’s best friend is really a madman with a box. A look at when the lines between genius and madness blur.
XF What if Scully had been the one to unroll the Genii’s rug?
XF What if Mulder hadn’t wasted his first two wishes?
DW You’re my goddess with a killer instinct.
DW AU Doctor Who as a war movie
DW AU in which Eleven and River are selkies
DW A heavily pregnant River seduces the Doctor.
DW Evil River “I will bring you down, if it’s the last thing I do.” “You can try.”
DW River and The Doctor are on a planet River has a bad feeling about it he ignores her she tries to get his attention as they’re surrounded but he’s still babbling on. He finally turns around and is like ‘oh’. They’re taken to the Master who thinks River is just a regular companion, although is surprised she has a gun. She is taken to a cell, while The Doctor gets to hear his evil plans. River escapes and like sabotages it or something.
DW River’s sleep talking. Fearing she’s going to accidentally let loose some spoilers (of course, no other reason, not at all), Eleven decides to wake her up…
DW River being submissive then taking over for round two; telepathy; preferably have them in the middle of their timelines so they know each other well
DW 11/River Breath play.
DW Planet of the blanket forts
BSG AU LR is a prophetess, Bill is a warrior they fall in love even though it is forbidden
DW AU Someone gets their hands on Time Lord DNA and decides to create their own army. The Doctor finds out and tries to stop them. Before he is able to do so, one is created. It’s River or maybe Melody.
DW River/Doctor dream sex
DW River/Doctor caning, birching, and/or Flagellation figging?
DW River/Doctor on the jump seat couch thing
DW Doctor/River Erotic electro stimulation
DW Sometimes, the hardest moments were remembering the way River would toss a “Hello, Sweetie” over her shoulder when he found her tinkering away at his TARDIS…
DW “So I get to be your Beautiful Idiot and your Sweetie, but you can’t be my girls?” “Sounds about right.”
XF What if Fletcher was more subtle about his intentions towards Scully?
DW AU 10 and 11 are roommates. Rose comes around and is in a relationship with 10, but has a soft spot for 11. Then there’s River. She flirts like mad w the both of them, but only has eyes for 11.
DW AU Jenny spots her father’s alias in the patients list and tries to get out of doing rounds to avoid the confrontation but fails.
DW AU Jenny is a Junior Doctor at Rory’s hospital.
DW Doctor/River, language kink
DW River/Dream Lord
DW Doctor/River, Dream Lord
DW River/Doctor, Valeyard
DW She knew it wasn’t real, but that was alright. It simply made it easier to break the rules. River in the Library?
DW AU River is a space pirate
DW AU the Doctor is a detective
Sanctuary Druitt encounters Past Helen instead of Future Helen
DW “The rage of the Time Lord who butchered millions.” River, Dark!Doctor (both Ten an Eleven) “Let me go!” She shouts at him as she tries to get free from his hold. As good and as strong as she is he’s stronger and predicts her every attempt to get free. She hates it.
DW They just killed like millions of people and are covered in blood. They then go to their bedroom and make love. Rather violently at first. Dark!Doctor/Dark!River They tumbled onto the bed, staining the sheets red with the blood of their victims.
DW A virus infects half of the population of the world, a virus that forces people to do things they normally wouldn’t do. It takes control of their brain and pushes them to become their worst nightmare. It basically gets rid of their inhibitions. Doesn’t do anything to River because she’s already a psychopath.
DW The Doctor buries Rivers empty coffin next to her parents.
DW He is a king, she is a princess stolen from her family. When he is away, his family is killed, his property is destroyed. All he has left is his horse, Idris; their names are John and River.
HP There is no Voldemort
DW/HP Barty Crouch Jr is the Master (or maybe The Valeyard) Hermione is River or Rivers daughter
HP Hermione is half-Veela, therefore she is exactly like one except she doesn’t turn into a Siren when she’s angry.
DW Eleven/River/TARDIS BDSM
DW River/Doctor, riding crop
DW River visits the Doctor before he meets Clara
DW River/Doctor, roleplaying
Dark!Doctor/River , He doesn’t like her being around any other man. When Jack gets a little touchy feely/flirty like he’s prone to do with River and she flirts back, the Doctor has to show her who she belongs to. “You are mine, River.” “Only yours,” she agrees before moaning loudly as he bit her neck
DW River arrives on a planet where the people are psychic sponges.
Doctor/River, dry humping
DW River gets infected w/ a parasite
Sanctuary There is a parasitic abnormal like the one in Requiem cept it’s on the surface not underwater. It infects Magnus Will ends up in the SHU Biggie locked in the infirmary Ashley? Henry, Nikola and Kate are gone on retrieval. The other one wanted to go deeper in the water, what does this one want?
DW/HP River saves Barty Crouch Jr. Turns out he’s a fob-watched Ten after Donna’s gone
Sanctuary/30 Days of Night
Sanctuary/SW Helen, John, and the Five in the Star Wars universe as Padme and Anakin, more or less
DW River/Doctor the Story of Hosea
DW The Doctor visits the Ponds for Christmas, cue River and mistletoe
DW Young Melody happens across a faerie ring
DW XF a pregnant River escapes, her stolen vortex manipulator taking her to Washington D.C. 19??
DW Team TARDIS ends up in 21st century Cardiff, Jack comes out to greet them bringing Mickey and Martha with him
XF Emily wasn’t the only child they created. Amelia was the first, created during that time in 1994 that Dana Scully was missing, presumed dead. CSM had the first egg fertilized w/ Mulders DNA, ostentatiously so they had something to hold over them, but it was really, because he missed caring for a child and he never got to raise Mulder, so Mulders child, his grandchild, would have to do.
DW The Water Wants You
DW The Doctor has just regenerated, moments before he returns from his adventure in Leadworth River enters the changed TARDIS or perhaps it’s Mels that enters instead. She waits for him to return, she knows it’s only moments.
DW/The Host River arrives on Earth during the Soul invasion. Her vortex manipulator breaks as Seekers approach, she thinks they are normal humans simply acting strangely at first, but something about the situation feels wrong. She is resistant, but after several sprays, she loses consciousness.
River’s hiding the damage, even after death